Beauty Queen: McCain A Great Kisser

  With way too much time on their hands, and intrepid newspaper tracked down a former Brazilian beauty queen who had a fling with John McCain centuries - I mean years - ago.

  Quote: The former model was tracked down by Brazil's O Globo newspaper and said Saturday, "He was a lovely person and loved to go out with me. I called him 'John' but he was my dear and my coconut dessert.

"He was such a good kisser that I had to purchase a book which taught me how to kiss to keep up with him."

  So maybe that's worth some votes.