Joke

"Democrats are furious, they're going on record now saying John Edwards will not be allowed to speak at the convention because of this affair. Yeah, instead speaking in his place: Bill Clinton.

  She's already come out with a television ad, so the next step is to make it official.   And Newsweek magazine has seven reasons why Paris Hilton would make a good president. Really.

  Now you can vote with your taste buds. Check out Campaign Cola here. 

  Apparently, the mainstream media agreed to keep the visit to Harley Heaven secret, but someone grabbed a few quick shots. More on the visit here.

  Here's the first five, from National Review Online. Not sure exactly how many you need to be considered racist. 

  Paris, as in Paris Hilton.   After John McCain used her image in an attack ad on Barack Obama, comparing him to someone with style and no substance, little Paris has fought back.

  Yes, it really exists.

  John McCain's campaign is mocking Barack Obama's call for Americans to make sure their car tires are properly inflated to help improve gas mileage.   They are giving out tire gauges that say "Obama's energy plan."

  Bartenders across the country, and especially in Washington, D.C, are having a field day coming up with new drinks named after the various candidates and politicians.

  Nothing to see, just move along. The media is completely objective.